when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?
me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FUCDING SOPHOMORES
It gets attention faster and more effectively than shouting for people to be quiet does.
Don’t do it in a band room… it will get very complex and entertain us for like ten minutes.